honestly i’m Offended that i’m not in 1928 right now sitting on velvet chaise in my linen tea dress sipping bootlegged champagne waiting for my beau to come call on me to take me to a speakeasy to dance the charleston all night long. the Audacity.
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“I am not a bird or a symbol. I am a woman burning.”
— Katie Longofono, from We Grind Ourselves Out in “Angeltits”
“I have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life.”
— Virginia Woolf
““Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.””
— Sun Tzu
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it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
HERE ON THIS BLOG WE GIVE A FUCK!! APATHY FEEDS THE MACHINE! WE ARE ALL ABOUT LOVING AND CARING DEEPLY FOR HUMANITY HERE!
“If the others heard me talking out loud they would think that I am crazy. But since I am not, I do not care.”
— Ernest Hemingway
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me: *drops something*
me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*